Print your own copies and give ’em to all the Bubbas in your life 🙂
EDIT 7/31, 10 PM: For those of you who live in other cities, states or countries, you may download this zip file which contains the text as rtf and the illustrations as jpg. You may edit the text to reflect your statutes and lay it out in your favorite desktop publishing program.
Attributions: text by Mighk Wilson, illustrations by Keri Caffrey
Go forth and prosper.